guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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