so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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