I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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