I hate all girls vehemently.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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