I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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