I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im holly from the hills drunk
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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