oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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