Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
whose ass print is on the piano?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
