His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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