nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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