my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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