so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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