She's JV to your varsity
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
they're like a gay fantastic four
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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