You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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