About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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