do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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