The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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