I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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