Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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