I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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