There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize