If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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