She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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