I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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