Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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