only if we run a train.
done.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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