i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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