So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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