It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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