PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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