you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just had sex on a roof
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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