Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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