but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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