Im at strip club and am horny
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i out mim tonsoeep
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