very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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