sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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