Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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