Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
did you just send me my own nude
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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