butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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