I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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