But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Will exercising make me less horny?
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