Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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