Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize