At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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