TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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