Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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