I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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