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Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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