I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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