Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
