Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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