We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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