yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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