so that wasnt chicken after all
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't deserve a penis
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Randomize
