just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
